Mom wants to read the blog (without knowing what "cougar" means)
My mother knows I’ve been in a good mood lately…that I’ve found “an outlet” for all of “my writing stuff.” And she’s asked to read this “blog thing,” several times.
If you’ve read any of my posts thus far, you’ll understand why I haven’t been forthcoming with the link. Finally- an email commanding me to send it to her (in CAPS of course.. as you will see I’ve inherited this skill). The conversation, via email, went like this:
Email # 1:
NU GET ME YOUR BLOG. EMA
Email #2:
Send me instructions how to get in ? ema
From Cougel, to Mom:
its http://www.cougel.blogspot.com/
MOM DONT BE SENSITIVE! THERE’S STUFF ABOUT YOU AND DAD THAT”S CUTE but EXAGERATED FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
From Cougel (giving mom proper context):
by the way, a “cougar” is a popular term in pop culture now for women over 40, attractive, independent, who go after younger men… it started derogatory but now its not.. it’s like demi moore.
MOM FINALLY READS IT
From Mom:
its cute.
i like it.
can i go on it and add more?
From Cougel to Mom:
Ur so cute! U can comment. At bottom of each story there should be, in gray, “comments” and a box will open for u to write whatever u want. What do u want to add?
From Mom:
I have to think about it. The world reads them ???
Did you eat dinner ?
hahaha i love it
i am literally laughing out loud. love u and and ema!
“did you eat dinner?” is my favorite part. But it’s a toss up.
I don’t think your mom is actually Jewish. Her comments contained no GUILT whatsover! I blog with my grown daughters, as true members of the tribe, my words to them are rife with guilt and guilt inuendo! I like your blog, though and hope you find the nice Jewish boy of your mother’s dreams. I hope that for my two single daughters, too, and they’re not that happy about it either. 🙂
The whole world better read this. Get on the Cougel Express people. That is if you’re hott and under thirty. (Money helps too).
“DID YOU EAT DINNER?” The best!