stupid-smart stuff, the sequel

In just three days, I’ve accrued three more clueless crimes. I could say it is because I’m away from home and working long hours, which makes me more spacey than usual, but… really?

1) We are shooting on a stage on the Sony lot. I went to the bathroom several times yesterday. Before we left, I told my ride to wait so I could use the bathroom one last time before we hit the road. Only after I lined the toilet seat, flushed, and went to wash my hands, did I notice that the bathroom looked a lot messier than I remembered. And then I noticed the urinals.

2) Since I used to live in LA and therefore should know my way around, I offered to sit up front to help navigate to set. On all 3 days of driving to the same place, we still got turned around. PS. Los Angeles follows a grid system.

3) I decided to wash my hair before bed since I wouldn’t have time to do so in the morning. I was smart enough to bring my own shampoo and hair gel in those cute little travel bottles, but too stupid to label which was which. I’m blaming my stiff hair today on the LA water.

At this rate, by the time I leave on Saturday, I should have at least three more. Stay tuned.